LNR has developed a new global warming climate model, based on vehicular wind currents which are non-transparent in the troposphere (VWCNTT model). This new climate model predicts temperatures "could" "possibly" rise from 1 centigrade to 2,000 degrees centigrade !! LNR feels that a 2,000 degree temperature rise might be detrimental to human kind. However, there are positive effects, at 2,000 degrees one can cook food in the open air, thus people can save money on the purchases of microwaves or ovens.
LNR plans to apply for government funds to further utilize the VWCNTT-climate model for future predictions. LNR can only hope that the new administration in the White House will take note of the VWCNTT model and try and prevent temperature rises that could reach 2,000 DEGREES !!!
LNR will be setting up the LNR Global Climate Institute LNR-GCI in cooperation with the LNR- Institute for Study of UFO-ology.
(This is a parody, although LNR believes temperatures are rising-ever so slightly, LNR does not believe for one second that human kind is to blame for global warming- LNR contends this is a natural dynamic in climate flux.)
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